Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian came into the bathroom and jumped on the scale.
“I am 55 pounds!”
My wife: “Really? Wow, you are getting really big!”
Seba: “I am going to weigh myself again.”
This time he got on the scale and immediately raised both of his arms as high as he could over his head.
My Wife: “What are you doing?”
Seba: “Cheating.”
My wife: “How are you cheating?”
Sebastian: “I am making myself bigger.”
the drunken cyclist 
Okay…this time I don’t side with the six-year-old. His logic is clearly skewed this time around
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Phew… Just when I was starting to worry!
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Ha ha, these really brighten up my Sundays! 🙂
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And your comment just brightened up my day!
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Hurrah! 🙂
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Dang, so THAT’S what I have been doing wrong- got to stop raising my arms overhead when weighing myself 🙂
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Had I only known…
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Oh, that was too adorable! 🙂
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Wait! Sebastian is SIX? And I started reading these posts when he was FOUR? Wow–time flies.
That’s classic Piaget preoperational thinking — watch for big changes at age 7, when his brain grows into the stage of understanding the concept of conservation, and begins to use inductive reasoning. I’m sure his induction will be more creative and amusing. than the average thinker’s.
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Well, his productivity has slowed–fewer Sundays Are For Sebastian worthy quips these days. I hope it is but a stage….
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Seems perfectly logical to me. Next time I get on the scale, I’m going to squat down. 😉
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Sounds reasonable…
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