Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Seba:” Will I have time after dinner to play on the computer?”
My wife: “No, it’s a school night—you know the rule: no screen time.”
Seba: “Well, how about some free time?”
Tam: “No, don’t you remember what happened this morning? You were mean to everyone because you were so tired when I woke you up to go to school. So, I think that you should go to bed earlier so that you are not so grumpy in the morning.”
Seba: “Bad idea! I don’t want to go to bed earlier.”
Tam: “But you need more sleep.”
[Pause]
Seba: “Well, duh, just wake me up later!”
Tam: “That’s not possible, you have to get to school. I think you should go to bed 20 minutes earlier.”
Seba: “20 minutes?!? Pick another number!”
Tam: “OK, how about 15?”
[Pause]
Seba: “14!”
Tam: “OK, 14.”
[Pause]
Seba: “Can we start tonight?”
the drunken cyclist 
haha he sounds like a cool dude!
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Way cooler than either of his parents….
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Ha ha, too cute.
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Well as long as he gets his way! 😀
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Boy, you said it sister….
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Genius! On both parties’ parts.
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Very true!
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So cute!
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🙂
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Ah, the never-ending bedtime battle… I see he is doing martial arts. That helped tremendously with my little guy – 3 or 4 times a week and he was actually tired enough to go to bed without too much discussion!
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It does help some, but he seems to resist more the more tired he gets!
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Cool!
Almost perfect kiba dachi there, Sebastian, and percfect jodan chuki.
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Your boy’s a real negotiator. I wouldn’t want to buy a used car from him. 🙂
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Tell me about it!
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Can’t wait to read about him asking, whoops, demanding the car keys!
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I hope we have at least a few more years before that!
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