Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian took a bite of his dinner and it was way too hot for him. He started to scream and flapping his arms.
Me: “Take a chill pill! Just spit it back out!”
He obliged and after a few moments of complaining…
Sebastian: “Where are the chill pills? My mouth is still really hot?”
the drunken cyclist 
Wouldn’t it be great if there really were chill pills? I mean besides Xanax 😉
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Ha! Well done…
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A literal man in the making. Appreciating this. 🙂
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He puts the “con” in “concrete.”
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If you ever do find them, I’l take a bottle. I live near “Little India” and sometimes get carried away with the chiles. 🙂
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I think we have a product to develop….
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Hilarious. And really, where are the chill pills? I know a lot of people who really, really need them.
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I think we could make a fortune….
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