Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

It was late in the afternoon and Sebastian wanted to play a game of foosball before I started dinner….

Me: “Alright let’s be quick like bunnies.”

Seba: “Bunnies aren’t fast.”

Me: “There are at some things….”

Seba: “What? Eating carrots?”

Me: (Laugh) “Yeah, something like that.” 

Seba (persisting): “What is it then? Hopping?”

Me: “Getting warmer….”