Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
I overheard the boys joking around, testing out their “smack talk” and Nathan was trying to intimidate his younger brother. Immediately after Sebastian refused to acquiesce to his brother’s demands, Nathan puffed out his chest and offered forth a proclamation….
Nathan: “I am going to crush your hopes and dreams!”
Without hesitating, Sebastian responded confidently to his brother’s bellicose assertion….
Sebastian: “Ha! I don’t have any hopes and dreams! Joke’s on you!”