Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian: “Daddy is going to ground me for the rest of my life!”
My wife: “Why do you say that?”
Seba: “I locked the bathroom door and I can’t get it unlocked!”
My wife: “When has daddy ever grounded you for life?”
Seba: “Well, … , never.”
My wife: “So what makes you think he will do it now for something so simple?”
Seba: “Well, … , he’ll ground me for half my life then!”