Sebastian is my nine-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

We were in South Texas, staying at a Dude Ranch for the weekend and upon entering the room for the first time, Sebastian noticed a rather furry, but small, animal skin on the floor.

Sebastian: “What kind of animal is it? Is it a pig?”

Nathan: “A Pig? Are you kidding? A pig does not have fur like that!”

Seba: “Maybe it is one of those groundhog pigs, then.”