Sebastian is my nine-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
We were watching the Spiderman Movie and there was a tense scene when Spidey was receiving information from his classmate who was seated at a computer in their school, helping Spiderman track the bad guys. Suddenly, said friend was confronted by a teacher at the school who immediately asked him what he was doing at the computer when there was a class dance going on, and he responded bluntly:
“Porn, I am watching porn.”
My wife and I, in tandem, erupt in laughter. A second or two later, Sebastian starts laughing as well.
After a short chuckle, Sebastian stopped and asked: “Wait, what’s porn?”
My wife: “Ask your father.”
Me (simultaneously with her statement): “Ask your mother.”
Then we both quickly left the room.
the drunken cyclist 
Hi Jeff, your buddy Franco here,
Just finished talking to our buddy Brian, who called me while I was watching you “sabering”, if that is what you call it! I was laughing so hard I could hardly answer Brian’s call, but then I read the story about Sebastian…..I love him…. I laughed even harder.
Anyway, we were wondering where you are you lucky dog… and how did the trip to Puglia go?
Have a great week-end.
Franco
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Hey Franco, thanks for stopping by the blog–I am glad it gave you a chuckle. Puglia was great! But it was so chocked full of activities that I had no time at all on my own. Right now I am in Paris, but need to run to catch a train to Brittany! We all need to get back together soon….
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