Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

After returning home from two weeks of summer camp, Sebastian was lamenting to his mother that he had received countless mosquito bites.

My wife: “Did you use the mosquito spray that I put in your bag?”

Seba: “Huh?”

My wife: “The mosquito spray, did you use it?”

Seba: “Huh?”

My wife: “Never mind, that answers the question.”