Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian, having recently returned from Taekwondo, was about to sit down to a particularly messy lunch….
Me: “You better go change so as not to spill anything on your dobok [the Taekwondo uniform, which is white].”
Seba (with a laugh): “I could just take it off and eat naked!”
Me: “Well, that’s one of two options.”
Seba: “Wait, can I eat naked?”