Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian, having recently returned from Taekwondo, was about to sit down to a particularly messy lunch….

Me: “You better go change so as not to spill anything on your dobok [the Taekwondo uniform, which is white].”

Seba (with a laugh): “I could just take it off and eat naked!”

Me: “Well, that’s one of two options.”

Seba: “Wait, can I eat naked?”