Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
From time to time, I quiz the boys on a variety of topics. A few days ago, we were playing the state capital game.
Seba: “I’m going to hit you in the head with a big tree.”
Seba: “It helps me remember. It’s opposites.”
Me: “What? There is no opposite to ‘tree.’”
Seba: “Yes there is! Rock!”
Me: “So what is the capital?”
Seba: “Small Rock?”