Sundays Are For Sebastian #238

Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

From time to time, I quiz the boys on a variety of topics. A few days ago, we were playing  the state capital game.

Me: “Arkansas.”

Seba: “I’m going to hit you in the head with a big tree.”

Me: “Huh?”

Seba: “It helps me remember. It’s opposites.”

Me: “What? There is no opposite to ‘tree.’”

Seba: “Yes there is! Rock!”

Me: “So what is the capital?”

Seba: “Small Rock?”

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About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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