Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

While we were at the airport waiting for our luggage, Sebastian spotted an officer leading a security dog through the baggage claim area.

Sebastian: “Can I go pet the dog?”

Me: “No! It’s a security dog, the really don’t allow that.”

Sebastian (not discouraged): “But I’ll use my adorableness!”