Sundays Are For Sebastian #255

Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

The other day I agreed to take Choo out to lunch. He wanted to go to his favorite spot, Five Guys. I suggested a slightly healthier option, a local restaurant that specializes in Cuban cuisine.

Seba: “No thanks. “

Me: “I’ll give you $10.”

Seba: “No thanks. “

Me: “$20”

Seba: “Nah. “

Me: “$100?”

Seba: “Deal. Show me the cash.”


About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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