Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

As I have mentioned before, I like to quiz the boys on rather useless trivia at random times.

Me: “Who invented the telephone?”

Sebastian: “Oh! That guy with the hair. What’s his name? Steve Jobs! “

I laughed and shook my head.

Sebastian: “No! I meant Bill Gates.”