Sundays Are For Sebastian #292

Sebastian is my twelve-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.  Nathan: “What does L.A. stand for?” Sebastian: “Los Angeles! Boom!” Me: “Where is LA?” Seba: “The U.S.A., baby!” Me: “No. What state?” Seba: “Ummm.” Me: “Really? Tell me you’re joking.” Seba: “Ummmm.” Me: “Come on dude.” Seba: “Los Angeles…Illinois!!!” Me: “Dude.” Seba: “Louisiana!!!” Me: “Seriously? Remind me to call your school tomorrow.” Seba: “Vegas??” Me: “O.K., that’s enough.”

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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6 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian #292

  1. ncenvoyage says:

    Surprised he didn’t say Qatar!

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  2. ncenvoyage says:

    BTW, he’ll have to choose between his (familial?) love for France, and his (soccer-based?) love for Qatar. From today’s Guardian: “In Qatar, certain food distribution groups announced they were removing French products from their shops for the foreseeable future. Meanwhile, French cultural week planned at the Qatar University has been postponed because of a “deliberate attack on Islam and its symbols”.” They’re upset because we don’t understand beheading of teachers.

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