Sundays Are For Sebastian #308

Sebastian is our twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

As I was writing some tasting notes, my wife sat down to fold some laundry.

My wife: “You know what the most concerning thing is about this pile of laundry?”

Me: “No?”

My wife: “It’s about your son.”

Me: “Which one?”

My wife: “The short one (i.e., Sebastian). I see ten shirts, eight pair of shorts, two pair of long pants, eight pair of socks…and one pair of underwear.”

Sebastian, on the floor of a Walmart in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, trying to see if any basketball cards had fallen behind the shelf.

 

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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