Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

My wife (to Sebastian): “How much do you weigh?”

Seba: “How am I supposed to know?’

My wife: “Um, weigh yourself?”

Seba: “How do I do that?”

My wife: “With the scale in our bathroom?”

Seba: “Oh, that’s what it’s for?”

Sebastian celebrated his thirteenth birthday this past week…