Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

A few months ago, as we were driving up to drop Nathan off at college, he was playing a poker app.

Nathan: “Oh my gosh, I just lost all my chips to a guy who had a royal flush!”

Me: “Yeah, that’s pretty hard to beat.”

Seba: “Royal flush? What does that have to do with poker?”

Nathan: “You’re kidding, right?”

Seba: “I thought that is what they called toilets in castles.”