Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

On a random Sunday afternoon…

My wife: “Have you seen the movie Draft Day?”

Sebastian: “Huh?”

My wife: “The movie, Draft Day. It has Kevin Costner in it…”

Seba: “Um. Who’s that?”

My wife: “Kevin Costner? One of the most famous actors in the world?”

Seba: “Is he old?”

My wife: “Never mind.”