Sebastian is my twelve-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan: “What does L.A. stand for?”
Sebastian: “Los Angeles! Boom!”
Me: “Where is LA?”
Seba: “The U.S.A., baby!”
Me: “No. What state?”
Seba: “Ummm.”
Me: “Really? Tell me you’re joking.”
Seba: “Ummmm.”
Me: “Come on dude.”
Seba: “Los Angeles…Illinois!!!”
Me: “Dude.”
Seba: “Louisiana!!!”
Me: “Seriously? Remind me to call your school tomorrow.”
Seba: “Vegas??”
Me: “O.K., that’s enough.”
