Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
I was helping Sebastian with his math homework…
Me: “Are you sure that is right?”
Seba: “Bruh.”
Me: “Is that a yes?”
Seba: “Bruh.”
Me: “Again…”
My wife: “Give a yes or a no!”
Seba: “Yeah.”
Me: “Technically, that’s not a …”
My wife (cutting me off): “How do you know you are right?”
Seba: “The calculator told me.”
Me: “Nothing possibly wrong with that logic.”
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