Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
The other day, Sebastian and I were having lunch.
Sebastian: “What time is it?”
I was busy taking a bite so I showed him my analog watch. He started squinting even though the watch was 12 inches from his face.
Me: “Why are you squinting? Do you need glasses??”
Sebastian: “No, I just can’t tell time.”
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