Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Walking around town one day, we heard a band across the way as they started to play “On the Road Again.”
Sebastian: “We sang this for our fifth-grade holiday show (four years ago). “
Me: “Do you know whose signature song it is?”
Seba: “Uh… give me a hint.”
Me: “Willie”
Seba: “Wonka!”
the drunken cyclist 