Sebastian is our twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Seba was doing a history project on the early life of Leonardo da Vinci. My wife tried to help.
My wife: “Where was he born?”
Seba: “In Tuscany, near Vinci, in 1452.”
My wife: “Did you find a picture of the town?”
Seba: “Not from 1452.”
the drunken cyclist 