Sundays Are For Sebastian—#71

Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

While out shopping yesterday, Sebastian saw a sweatshirt with a rather menacing wolf head on it. He immediately recoiled in horror. I was worried that Sebastian, who still suffers from the occasional night terror, might have another rough night.

Me: “What’s the matter? Did that scare you?”

Sebastian: “No, not at all.”


“It’s just UGLY!”



About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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8 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian—#71

  1. sallybr says:

    When we lived in Los Angeles for a year sabbatical, I remember having a similar reaction when facing a few ladies who had lip enhancement surgery. ;-). Contrary to Sebastian , I had to control myself and act as if nothing had scared me to desth 😉

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  2. Expat Eye says:

    He’d have night terrors here after all the leopard print 🙂


  3. I can imagine what he thinks of Kim Kardashian’s outfits…


  4. While I’m not over elated with this story, I did scroll for a solid five minutes to get to it.

    I know you’re thinking, ‘wait, you didn’t just google my page? Wouldn’t that have been easier?’

    Yes, yes it would have. But I like to judge the other posts as shitty on my way down.


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