Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Here in Houston, Nathan is attending an Episcopal school despite the fact that neither his mother nor I are very religious.
The other day, while driving home…
Nathan: “Mommy says I am ‘antagnotistic’.”
Me: “Huh? You mean antagonistic?”
Nathan: “No, she said until I get old enough to decide for myself, I should tell people that I am ‘agnotistical’.”
Me: “Oh, you mean ‘agnostic’?”
Nathan: “Yeah! That’s it.”
Sebastian: “Does that mean ‘ugly’?”