Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

As I am sure is the case with most people who are staying at home, a lot of cleaning is getting done. That is certainly true here in Houston, much to our boys’ chagrin.

I overheard this exchange this morning.

His mother: “Sebastian, you have to clean your room today. Oh, and change your sheets!”

Sebastian: “But I just changed them!”

His mother: “You did?!? When?”

Sebastian: “I dunno, a month ago?”