Sundays Are For Sebastian #286

Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.  A couple of weeks ago, we had Sebastian tested so that we could better provide support for him this upcoming school year. Coincidentally, that same day the president was touting his “success” on his own test. Later that evening, I mentioned the words “Person, man, woman, camera, T.V.” to my wife. Sebastian: “What’s that?” Me: “The president took a mental acuity test and was required to repeat them.” Sebastian: “What? Five items? I did the same thing today but had eight. Boom!”   Sebastian is eleven.  

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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