Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian walked in during the middle of a conversation his mother and I were having about his Spring Break…

My wife: “…that’s the week Leslie is going to Lisbon.” 

Sebastian: “Lisbon, Michigan?”

Me: “Um, no.”

Sebastian: “Was I close?”

Me: “Um no. It’s in Portugal.” 

Seba: “That’s close!”

Me: “We’re done here.”