Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
My wife (to me about my Spin Class): “Are you subbing for skinny Sarah?”
Nathan (to my wife): “I am pretty sure that makes you a misogynist.”
Sebastian: “What’s a misogynist?”
Nathan: “Discrimination of women. What do you call someone who hates mankind?”
Sebastian: “A woman.”
Clearly, we have a ton of work left to do.