Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

My wife (to me about my Spin Class): “Are you subbing for skinny Sarah?”

Nathan (to my wife): “I am pretty sure that makes you a misogynist.”

Sebastian: “What’s a misogynist?”

Nathan: “Discrimination of women. What do you call someone who hates mankind?”

Sebastian: “A woman.”

Clearly, we have a ton of work left to do.

At least I have one “kid” that listens to me….