Sundays Are For Sebastian #171

Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian: “I am going to get married when I am 28.”

My wife: “Huh? Why 28?”

Seba: “So that I can have babies. I want to have babies.”

My wife: “Well, you don’t have to be 28, once you get older, you can have babies at pretty much any age.”

Seba: “Really?”

My wife: “Yep. Are you going to marry a boy or a girl?”

Seba: “A girl, duh. Boys can’t have babies.”

My wife: “Well, that is not entirely true. Boys sometimes marry boys and girls sometime marry girls and they often have children.”

Seba: “Really?!? I thought only girls could have babies. Does that mean I can have a baby?!?

My wife: “Well, not exactly. You will have to talk to your father about that. So do you think you will want to marry a girl or a boy?”

After a long pause….

Seba: “DK. DC.”

(Which means “Don’t know, don’t care” in Sebastianese.)



About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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4 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian #171

  1. I see how your wife put that baby thing off on you… 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ChgoJohn says:

    Seba certainly has inherited his mother’s gene for deflection. You, Dad, are in for a heap of trouble,

    Liked by 1 person

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